But it was better than "Mallrats". Well, actually there was this one time Clark: Jay: This page has been archived and is no longer updated. Christ, Ben, I said I'm busy. Jay: Behind the Scenes Featurette All too brief clips of previous Kevin Smith movies, including the sublime "Clerks", remind you of a sharp talent now bloated out into self-referential comedy hell. It's either this or jail. Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual. This DVD was reviewed on a JVC XV-S57 DVD player. Walt "Fanboy" Grover: Sorry, Justice. The Secret Stash While each section of disc two may come with interesting titles, it usually just turns out to be yet more deleted footage. It also included an homage/referrence to the famous scene in The Fugitive where Tommy Lee Jones briefs the marshalls on "the hard-target search.". Jay: Justice: I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. En route, they befriend an animal liberation group: Justice, Sissy, Missy, Chrissy, and Brent. .mw-parser-output .citation{word-wrap:break-word}.mw-parser-output .citation:target{background-color:rgba(0,127,255,0.133)}^ According to Ethan Alter of Film Journal International, Smith did not intend to make another View Askewniverse film upon completion of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but only decided to do so several years later, following the unsuccessful release of Jersey Girl.[27]. James Van Der Beek: Jay: Of course. James Van Der Beek: Uh, three by my count, but close. Just say it already. Jay's Mother: Are we gonna have a problem again? The monkey will spank us! Chrissy: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: OOH you little fuck. Find Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back at Amazon.com Movies & TV, home of thousands of titles on DVD and Blu-ray. Last edited on 13 February 2023, at 21:43, Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Is Kevin Smiths New Film, Clerks III and Mallrats 2 Are Dead, "Jay And Silent Bob Reboot' Set To Start Filming This Summer", "Jay And Silent Bob Reboot Movie Shooting This Year", "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Begins Filming in Early 2019", "KEVIN SMITH REVEALS 'JAY AND SILENT BOB REBOOT' DETAILS AND RELEASE DATE", "Kevin Smith Marks 'Jay and Silent Bob Reboot' Production Start with Behind-the-Scenes Photo", "Kevin Smith to Write Hit-Girl Miniseries", "The Entire Jay And Silent Bob Story Finally Explained", "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Movie Review", "FILM REVIEW; Hitchhiking in a Hurry: What Does That Tell You? Man, who the fuck steals monkeys? Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy. And sometimes, you go back to the well. Uh, Chaka? [Steve-Dave is forcing him onto his knees] Jay. Date Original Film Was Released : 2001. While the picture betrayed a few concerns, as a whole it looked quite good and it offered the strongest image of any Smith DVD to date. That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey. Jay and Silent Bob take their drug-dealing, prankster ways too far and lose their spot in front of the Quick Stop.In this scene: Jay (Jason Mewes), Silent Bob (Kevin Smith), Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson), Dante Hicks (Brian O'Halloran)About Jay and Silent Bob Strike BackWhen best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, they head for Hollywood to claim the big movie money they deserve. Wow, there's a lot of love in the room. Jason Mewes looks back on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and the View Askewniverse to celebrate the buddy comedy's 20th anniversary. Holden: (failed) No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid? I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. Let's kick 'em out! Hey. Two reasons. Baby Jay: Half's not enough? Jay: GHOULS, you fuckin' moron, not girls! Jay: Region: 2Chapters: 18Ratio: 2.35:1 (anamorphic)Sound: Dolby Digital 5.1Technical Features: Scene selection, animated menus, and English captions for the hearing impaired. Rumor is Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are working on a super secret project on the lot. Poor Dante. You the man. [after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel] You gotta do the safe picture. And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with. You've got the wrong guys! In later wide shots, the bullet hole is missing. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back | 20 Question Movie Multiple Choice Quiz. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Hollywood had it coming. Whillenholly: Sheriff: Jay looks to Bob, they nod at each other and--Jay and Silent Bob, join Morris Day and the TIME onstage, and dance us out to the coda, which reads--CODA Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back went on to . [Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust]. Director Kevin Smith Writer Kevin Smith (characters) Stars Jason Mewes Kevin Smith Ben Affleck See production, box office & company info Watch on Prime Video Be smooth. Brodie: Picture Fear not, for the beauty of the ageing central two dudes is there for all to see in a clear transfer of this movie to disc. I'm paralyzed! Stars: It incorporates all cent. An orangutan's a member of the great ape family, it's not a monkey. On review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 52% based on 151 reviews, with an average rating of 5.60/10. [to Silent Bob] Chaka: Teen #2: Smith announced in February 2017 that he was writing a sequel called Jay and Silent Bob Reboot and started filming in February 2019[3][4][5][6] and was released on October 15 that same year. Don't you recognize me? I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah! Mua-ha-ha-ha! Sissy: The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Remember this fucking face. Fuck them up their stupid asses. Chaka: Silent Bob: At least this stuff includes the funk band Morris Day and the Time offering a lesson in cool that all concerned with the movie could have heeded. Oh Yeah! I pinch it like this. [Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away]. Just take it from "It's a good course.". I'm busy. I was a guard. [explaining why he gives head for rides] Alyssa Jones: [getting into the van] Ben Affleck: Hooker #1: I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. Fuck fuck fuck fuck Willenholly: Still Galleries (On the Set, Birth of a Poster and Jay and Silent Bob Comics). Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back With sidesplitting dialogue and rampant profanity, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back reunites Kevin Smith's dynamic duo in supreme lowbrow style. [James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake]. Then what the fuck am I supposed to call you? Oh Jesus, again Ben? You mean that fuckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it? Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. 1 Continuity mistake: During the shootout at the end, J and SB are hiding behind the car and a shot pierces the car between their heads. The title and logo for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back are direct references to The Empire Strikes Back. [Banky stares at Silent Bob in disbelief]. Dogma: Directed by Kevin Smith. We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey. You know what? Ben Affleck: Chaka's Production Assistant: [to Gus Van Sant] Holden: During pre-production, Mewes would have constant mood swings due to heroin withdrawal, to the point that Smith actually threw him out of his car on their way to the set one day. THE SIGN on the back of the car said "Critters Of HOLLYWOOD", YOU DUMB FUCK! Oh and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - *you maniacs*! This article's plot summary may be too long or excessively detailed. Banky: Free Shipping on CD, DVD, and Blu-ray orders over $40. Hmm, I don't know. Whillenholly: Kevin Smith's previous movies always seemed to be something of a mixed bag. Banky: Chaka: It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again. Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. [exasperated] Your browser's Javascript functionality is turned off. I came up with it before PBS. Watch the language, little boy! Ho Yay: Jay likes to constantly remind everyone within earshot that he likes the ladies, then he or Silent Bob says or does something suggesting that he is deep deep in the closet (Word of God says Jay is a closeted bisexual). Hey, watch the language, little boy. Jay: The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Mind you I am 20 years old (born a year after Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back), and the reason I got interested in it was because I saw the Rst store become a dispensary, so thats when I knew Jay and Silent Bob were actually stoner characters. Jay: Did ya hear that fuckin' guy tellin' me how to fuckin' raise ya? Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party". Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? Packed. Suzanne is abducted by a Hollywood animal acting agency, and Jay and Silent Bob arrive in Hollywood. Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there. There's no boogers in it sir. In 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back' (2001), a guy who comes out and clicks the clapperboard for a few seconds is Paul Dini, an Emmy-winning writer who first created the character Harley Quinn on Batman TAS (this is part of the commentary) Matt Damon: Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. I can't believe Judi Dench played me. Nothing. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll Fuckbeans. What? Learnin' the Moves Wow, more B-roll footage! Not this little fuck. Why are you shooting at me? I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was released on VHS and on a two-disc DVD in the Dimension Collector's Series on February 26, 2002. They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." Steve-Dave Pulasti: It stars Jason Mewes and Smith respectively as the two eponymous characters. Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass. Brodie Bruce is a fictional character played by Jason Lee in the Kevin Smith films Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. And she smells SO fuckin' pretty. Would you stop saying that? Miramax? Doesn't anyone watch the WB? What the fuck are you bitches babbling about? See? That was them, wasn't it? Cast and Crew . Kevin Smith's venerable supporting characters, Jay and Silent Bob, get their own starring vehicle with the curiously titled "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", and the results are -- to borrow Smith . That's it boy, put the dick down. 8.2 . Five hours and not a single ride. Banky: Please turn it on so that you can experience the full capabilities of this site. I'm counting on you, Sheriff. Read . If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. No, Steve. Chaka: Two years later, Ben Affleck starred in Daredevil, which had a cameo from Kevin Smith. Holden: Why can't Hollywood make a decent comic book movie? [screams] If today is Tuesday and the movie starts filming on Friday, we have Holden: [2], The film grossed $11 million in its opening weekend, finishing third at the box office behind two other comedy sequels, American Pie 2 ($12.5 million) and Rush Hour 2 ($11.6 million). This revised second edition provides an introduction to the phonetics and phonology of English. Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." A scene in the stash where Brodie interacts with a customer, A scene in the stash where Brodie impersonates Jay. New Runtime : 2 hour 08 Mins. Chaka Luther King: [Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off]. Shut the fuck up, before I shoot you where you stand in your pansy red booties. Jay: [Jay nods. Ben Affleck: Yeah, well. To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass undue judgment; and passing judgment is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics toojust kidding). [slaps it out his hands] [with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing] Angel Jay: The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Eliza Dushku (Actor), Jason Mewes (Actor) Rated: R Format: Blu-ray 4,292 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Amazon's Choice for "jay and silent bob strike back" -7% $1299 List Price: $13.99 Get Fast, Free Shipping with Amazon Prime FREE Returns Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape $10.99 Well! Un-ban us. Tell you what: let's settle this monetarily. Jay: Brenda? It's the new millennium. The honeymoon's over. When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to claim the movie money the deserve. Yeah, sis. Holy Shit. Will you fuck me when you get out? He said he'd fuck a sheep! Tricia Jones: No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Featuring a host of celebrity cameos, Jay and Silent Bobs raucous cross country road trip is a crash course in the rules of the road with a nonstop assortment of outrageous characters.Starring, in alphabetical order: Ben Affleck, George Carlin, Eliza Dushku, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith About Miramax:Miramax is a global film and television studio best known for its highly acclaimed, original content.Connect with Miramax Online:Subscribe to Miramax on YOUTUBE: https://goo.gl/h47JXQFollow Miramax on TWITTER: https://twitter.com/miramaxFollow Miramax on INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/miramax/Follow Miramax on PINTEREST: https://www.pinterest.com/Miramax/Follow Miramax on TUMBLR: http://miramax.tumblr.com/Visit Miramax on our WEBSITE: https://www.miramax.com/Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes | 2001http://www.youtube.com/Miramax Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! What do we do with them now? NO! ", [after the "Bluntman & Chronic" premiere]. Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. Your shit is really getting tired, Justice. Daphne: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Don't say anything! . Matt Damon: Fred: It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files *Roswell* style! Customer at Quick Stop: More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. The sporadic appearances of the second string character duo of Jay and Silent Bob were always a welcome event. Thank you again and enjoy the show. Jay: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: They bored us rigid on "The Animal" DVD, and now they're coming to finish us off with their deadly dull take on "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". When, Lord when? [the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob]. Let it rip boy Angel Jay: Jason Biggs: Just stand there, and react. Jay: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Angel Jay: Jay: Who's watching these babies? Okay, here's the deal. Comedy. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on Pluto TV | Comedy | 1hr 44 min | The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. Then you can do the art picture. Jay: Jay: We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. [Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic]. Jay: Frequently bought together + + Total price: $38.49 See production, box office & company info, Kevin Smith delivers the goods in a great finale. However, Catholic tradition insists that these four (and some sisters also mentioned in the text) were cousins of Jesus and not siblings, thus maintaining the Perpetual Virginity of Mary. Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. A Chasing Amy in-joke in Holden's apartment. In an earlier test screening of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" the discussion between Marshall Willenholly and the Boulder Police about the search for Jay, Silent Bob and the missing orangutang was much longer. [Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving] That's what the Internet's for, slandering others anonymously! Published Apr 18, 2020 Jay and Silent Bob Reboot's outtakes reveal a hilarious running joke that doubles as a commentary on society's attitude toward Hollywood. Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. I thought they only did classy pictures, like "The Piano" and "The Crying Game". I'll be right here waitin'. Seeing the film's negative reception online,[10] the pair set out for Hollywood to prevent the film from tainting their image, or at least to receive the royalties owed to them. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. Randal Graves: That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! The pair visit Holden McNeil (Chasing Amy), co-writer of Bluntman and Chronic, and demand him to give them their royalties from the film, but Holden explains he sold his share of the rights to co-creator Banky Edwards. Do they say who's fuckin' playing us in the movie? The other thieves arrive and a climactic final battle ensues. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back $12.99 ID: aec.mimx1000803435dvd Format DVD Blu-ray Disc Condition Used Availability: In Stock Add to Cart Add to Wishlist Synopsis Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." I'm HAUNTED by it! Actually, there's a funny story behind that. Well, maybe he just has manners. Mr. Smith may have hit his target, but he aimed very low. [appears out of nowhere] Comedy The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. [while masturbating to donkey / girl porn] I told you that restraining order was a good idea. Ben Affleck: When the shoot wrapped, Smith told Mewes point-blank to get sober or he would never speak to him again. James Van Der Beek: Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick . [Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera]. Kevin Smith's film festival, Vulgarthon 2002, included the deleted scenes which are shown on the DVD, they include: Viewers of the R1 DVD version who choose the French language option see a different version of the opening credits, with French text substituted, though the title of the film remains in English. Jay: Jay: Sure, I do. Are you fucking crazy? Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off, cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him, he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock, believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles, several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing, Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Holden: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [VHS] Jason Mewes (Actor), Kevin Smith (Actor, Director, Writer) Format: VHS Tape 4,278 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape from $65.00 Additional VHS Tape options Edition Discs Price New from Used from VHS Tape August 13, 2002 1 $14.24 $14.24 $6.00 VHS Tape After an expedient exodus . Chaka's Production Assistant: Watch What Roles Was Ben Affleck Considered For? Come on, Silent Bob. They gotta break into Provasik now. No the clit is real. Fuck! I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the fuck outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em! These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. Jay: Brodie: Here's your coffee sir. You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. 42 Deleted Scenes with introduction by Kevin Smith and others. Following an advance screening of the film, former GLAAD media director Scott Seomin asked Smith to make a $10,000 donation to the Matthew Shepard Foundation, as well as to include a reference to GLAAD's cause in the ending credits.[25][26]. Ben Affleck: [takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff]. What if they're creating an army of them? Chaka: So, we're introduced to how Jay and "hetero life-mate" Silent Bob first met. Chaka: film studio name : Dimension. Chaka: Okay, Fucky? Gus? Hooker #2: Jay: Holden: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier. Do you want to get shot? She went for the set up. Jay: I always thought the phrase, "I laughed until I cried," was just an oxymoron. Whillenholly: Feature length? Did you ever get to 3rd base with her? Willenholly: Until it happened to me. Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight. Date Edit Was Released : September 2007. Hardcore fans may glean something from the rest of the material on this DVD release, but there's no getting away from the fact that this is lazy, mediocre content to dish-up. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult-favorite Clerks. [7][8] From February to June 2019, Smith additionally re-adapted the plot of the film to the character of Mindy McCready / Hit-Girl in the relaunched Image comic book series, titled Hit-Girl: The Golden Rage of Hollywood, with Dave Lizewski filling the role of Banky Edwards.[9]. Damn, these white boys can't fight. Sheriff: Jay: Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2) disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own ass. Fanedit Running Time: 128. Matt Damon: Whillenholly: Watch What Roles Has Matt Damon Turned Down? Unless you show up at all their houses and beat the shit out of them. Are you even supposed to be here today? Jay: James Van Der Beek: So please - before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. Jason Biggs: Hey! Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. And he's playing Chronic, aka Ray. [They both take a beat and look at the camera]. Metatron: God? And as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis for your intellectual property, "Bluntman and Chronic," when said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. The latest View Askewniverse installment, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, includes an outtakes joke that pokes fun at the narrative premise. - Niggaz With Puppets. Its time I get my black ass out of here. So all we's gotta do is stop this fuckin' movie from getting made! I miss dating a lesbian. In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. [in huddle with Damon] ", "Smith Strikes it Rich with "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back": Also, "The Curse of the Jade Scorpion" and "Captain Corelli's Mandolin", "Jay and Silent Bob's Creator Plots DVDs", "Little-Seen Kevin Smith Film Bows Same Day as Silent Bob", "Original Soundtrack - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", "Some bad, bad news concerning me and GLAAD", Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Filming Locations, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jay_and_Silent_Bob_Strike_Back&oldid=1139191725, This page was last edited on 13 February 2023, at 21:43. Who'd pay to see that? But funny. Reg Hartner: A monkey? [to his buddies] Sissy: By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? The C.L.I.T. Why didn't Miramax option his other comic instead. The site's critical consensus reads, "Fans can expect a good laugh as the cast from Smith's previous films reunite for Jay and Silent Bob's last bow. A deleted scene has the duo watch a Daredevil movie being filmed. He's crying out, "When Lord? You know, Lunchbox she could be the one. What is your damage, little boy. That's beautiful, man. Hooker #1: Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? Yeah, I'll bet you do. Hey, little man! Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands. WikiZero zgr Ansiklopedi - Wikipedia Okumann En Kolay Yolu . Whillenholly: And I'll be, like, "What, you don't know fuckin' Jay and Silent Bob? Brodie: Jay: Brodie: A scene where Holden shows Jay and Bob a site called donkey-show.com, A cut scene of Jay and Bob on the bus to Hollywood, An alternate, filthier take of the Scooby Doo scene, An small part in the Mooby fast food joint where Jay reads an E-mail on moviepoopshoot.com, More of the scene in the Van where Brent sings, A scene between Brent and a CGI created sheep, A scene where Jay and Bob try to lean on the wall of the store, More of the scene in the store and a scene of Jay singing, A small scene of the jewel thieves getting dressed, More of Willenholly at the scene of the crime, More of the news report with Willenholly including a scene at the Stash, A scene where Jay talks to hookers in Hollywood, More of the scene on the balcony with the girls, More of Justice escaping with the diamonds, A scene where Jay and Bob watch a scene of Daredevil being shot. is an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Kevin Smith 2 disc collectors edition at the best online prices at eBay! What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something? The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. Fred: I was gonna call it "N.W.P." Jay: Jay's Mother: Sound Apart from dealing with some silly effects and the music score, the 5.1 mix has little to do, but does offer amusingly ludicrous bass levels during the grand opening titles. Velma: The Market research says that people love monkeys. Okay, play it cool, hot shot. I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one and the only thing I see right now is a political fiasco that I'm about to avoid by letting this buttfuckin' Brady Bunch go! There are no inadequacies. Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. Brent: Whillenholly: Because we may very well be dealing with the two most dangerous men on the planet. Additionally, Wes Craven, Jules Asner, Steve Kmetko, Gus Van Sant, Jason Biggs, James Van Der Beek, Shannen Doherty, and Morris Day all appear as themselves. If I go to prison will you wait for me? Director: Kevin Smith OVERALL: Draw. Jay: Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. Jay: And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." "[13] On Metacritic the film has a score of 51 out of 100, based on 31 critics, indicating "mixed or average reviews". This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. That's right. [to Banky] So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck? Mewes would compensate for his lack of drugs by drinking heavily after every day of shooting and nearly got into a fist fight with Scott Mosier when he had to come back one night for a re-shoot while drunk.