by The Yorkshireman March 2, 2023. Why they farm theer at alls a mystery. So in walks this woman with a picture of 'er departed husband. Add to Basket. Eyt all, sup all, pay nowt. "Nay lass", he said. Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. 'Gradely lad.' in turn. A Yorkshireman's wife dies and the widower decides that her headstone. TG: But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor. It's not bin it's sen lately." So tight that when you ring on his door his missus has to shout ding dong. alus do it for thisen. Oxenheead hed a thrivin mill i Keighworth. The most popular is ducks, but i personally love 'tighter than a nuns crutch!'..talking about been tight did ya hear about the yorkshireman who got arrested for breaking into a tenner!. Always remember the Yorkshireman's Motto: In translation, this means: Hear all, see all, say nothing; Eat all, drink all, pay nothing; And if ever you do anything for nothing always do it for yourself! It's not bin it's sen lately." My Dad is so tight as kids we were 8 before we realised the gas meter wasnt our piggy bank! "Is there anyone left in there?" People in one city sound nothing like people in another in the county. 19,827 posts. His reply, 'I know. "Wedding, tha nos", he said, chewing constantly. Tha can keep thi bird - Ah give in!. // -->